First a bit of background:

1. My wife is a paid firefighter in the City of Paterson.

2. Our dear friend Craig AKA Cleophus will do and has done ALMOST anything in the name of comedy and getting his “Big Break”.

Okay so far?  Good.

Last week the wife is on duty at the firehouse in lovely P-Town (That’s Paterson New Joisey as seen on 4 yes that's 4 different episodes of COPS.)

So, after a small basement fire the engine crew returns to their quarters and sit down for a nice re-heated dinner.

Seated at the table are my wife's Captain, my wife, and 3 other firefighters.

They are also watching Spike TV at the time....

Any one see where this is going yet?

A commercial for Police Stupid Videos or something comes on. And there is a guy, large of girth and dim of wit, being pummeled by two midgets dressed as cops... or is it two cops dressed as midgets?

They all see the poor cops being underwelmed by Cleophus in his latest on screen persona.

At which point my wife in her most lady like and feminine voice and at that top of her lungs exclaims "FUCK he was in my wedding party!"

And with that everyone else spits out their food on the table!